fundie snark – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

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BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

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Pringle Crisp Cafe

Awareness, behavior change, cafe, calorie intake, calorie labels, Choices, consumers, Crisp, Decision making, dietary habits, eating habits, Effective, food packets, health, healthier options, less calorific food, menu listings, Menus, nutrition, Pringle, Pringle crisp, prompting, study

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.

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Ruined Morrowind

adventurous, Ancient Ruins, Bedrock Only, BUILD, Darkness, Discord, embark, grueling, Hangout, ISLAND, Kingdom, morrowind, people, Quests, Realms, Recover, ruined, Safety, SETTLE, Shops, War, world

Morrowind Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to the island of Morrowind! Long ago Morrowind was once a thriving kingdom however after a grueling war it fell into darkness. Now after hundreds of years the island is beginning to recover with new people settling the land. On Morrowind you can help build up the spawn town, open shops, or just hangout. However if you are adventurous you can choose to leave the safety of Morrowind and embark across the world to find ancient ruins, go on quests, and more!
Platform
Bedrock Only

Discord Server: Join Morrowind Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server from Java Edition?	No, Morrowind is only available for Bedrock Edition.
What activities can I do on Morrowind?	You can help build up the spawn town, open shops, explore ancient ruins, go on quests, and more!
Is there a Discord server for Morrowind?	Yes, you can join the official Morrowind Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Mystic Realm Odyssey 1.20.2

#Moco-chan, 1.20.2, autistic, hallucination, holoEN, idol journey, JPs, mococo, Mogo-john, Mogogo, Mogojyan, mystic, odyssey, pander, Realm, Schizophrenic, sister, Zogogo

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

>We don’t tolerate any Zogogo or Mogo-john nonsense here.

>No jokes about imaginary schizophrenic sisters allowed!

>You must call me Mococo, Moco-chan, Mogogo, or Mogojyan.

>Support my idol journey as I dive deeper into the world of JPs while being a HoloEN member.

Why is she so autistic? Who knows, but join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!

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Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, Blockchain, Boys, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, funny, hodl, hodling, humor, internet culture, investing, Land, linkies, Llama, long-term investment., meme, Meme culture, Only boys, pop culture, Slang, Swiftie’s stinkies, Trading

Yo yo yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can sniff Swiftie’s stinkies! It’s gonna be wild and crazy, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get this party started!

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PixelPicklePants

attractiveness, Behavior, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, grooming mistakes, grooming tips, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, personal style, PixelPicklePants, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social norms, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Dance Like No One’s Watching” competition where players can show off their best awkward dance moves in hopes of winning a virtual crown made of pixelated diamonds. Who knew that flailing your arms wildly could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Whisperer” challenge, where players must tame and train a chicken to do their bidding. Rumor has it that one player was able to teach their chicken to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. Talk about cluckin’ impressive!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your dance moves, look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken whisperer!

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DohaCraft: HostageCeaseFire

DohaCraft, HostageCeaseFire

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a gaza hostage situation! we even have a ceasefire deal signed in doha, but don’t worry, there’s no need for peace here because we’re all about chaos and fun! build your own bunker and defend it from crazy players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds! join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before! #minecraftmadness #dohadeal #hostagehavoc

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SpacyGrief Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Server, SpacyGrief, Survival

The owner of the “SpacyGrief” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

spacygrief.uno

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