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PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2329
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mines Excavated:	3533	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	382

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	92
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
New Chunks Explored:	656587	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!