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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.
Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
