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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5968 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 852128 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1057 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?