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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3370 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!