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DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	28490
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	4439
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1314	Towns Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Console Update, couch co op, Dead, early access, Exile, gameplay, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, latest news, Links, Minecraft, necropolis, November, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poeg, Server, Tools, Utilities, Walkthrough, witch, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	7565
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AutisticCraft: No Excuses!

Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	7477
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!

But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?

Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?

Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BerylCraft Minecraft Server

BerylCraft, caribbean, caribbean islands, climate change, devastation, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, hurricane aftermath, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane season, jamaica, Minecraft, natural disaster, Server, severe weather, storm damage, tropical storm, Weather forecast, Windward Islands

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5833	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hurricanes stronger than Beryl herself, but don’t worry, they only destroy the boring parts of the map so you can build cooler stuff. we have magical islands that appear out of nowhere and leave at least 1 player dead (jk, respawn is always on). our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in Jamaica partying with the locals. join now and experience the thrill of surviving the storm while building your dream world.

USAcraft: Finnish Defense Deal

Alliance, bipartisan support, Deal, defence agreement, Defense, diplomatic relations, finland, FINNISH, foreign policy, Government, Helsinki, international relations, military cooperation, national defense, nato, Parliament, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Transatlantic Cooperation, unanimous approval, united states, Usa, USAcraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crops Grown:	4791	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, the finnish parliament, like, totally approved this defence agreement with the USA, right? so you know this server is gonna be lit AF. like, we got all the protection and stuff, so you can build your epic castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up.

and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.