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BabyBlockerCraft

Assistance, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Expectations, family, Financial Stability, future planning, Long-term goals, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy dating story!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a Minecraft soap opera that rivals any real-life drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	546	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.