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Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3707	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Void Armor Forged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	517
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1241	Farms Harvested:	568
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	7020
Villages Defended:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	9246	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8767	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!