full body detox – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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HL-Craft
Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, HL-Craft, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Server, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games
HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!
play.hlcraft.cc

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Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server
Adventure, classic, DRAGON QUEST III HD2D, Dragon.., Exploration, first time, Fun, Gaming, hd2d, III, Jrpg, Leveling, Minecraft, Monsters, none, Nostalgia, Party, PORT, Quest, Quests, returning, RPG, Server, SNES, Steam, strategy, Thread
Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.
Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.
And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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Minecraft SMP: /zzz/ – Zenless Zone Zero General
Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, Friends, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, zzz.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Are you looking for a server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Join us for our latest update, “Virtual Revenge,” where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to dive deeper into the madness? Take part in our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem,” where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher (just kidding, we don’t actually have rewards, but the bragging rights are priceless).
But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, assistant programs, combat simulations, and even a quest to help Kai (whoever that is) await you on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Sandwiches that Come A Knockin’.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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New Server IP
AthenaGens
athena, AthenaGens, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, effects, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gens server, grind, Keys, KitPvP, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, particles, play with friends, Ranks, Server, Survival, Zeus’s Lightning Bolt
Fun gens server to play with friends and to grind while having fun. Buy different ranks giving different keys that give you great loot and cool custom items such as Zeus’s Lightning Bolt with custom particles and effects.
138.201.120.172:25874

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Reverse This Minecraft Server
CHANGE, Communication, family, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, Miggersisters, Minecraft, personal development, reconciliation, Reflection, relationships, Reversal, Reverse, self improvement, Server, sisters, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Miggersisters – that’s right, pigs that think they’re sisters! Watch as they build their own little piggy village and throw epic pig parties every night.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They rule the server with an iron beak and will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. They will teach you their ways and help you find inner peace in the chaotic world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Miggersisters or get recruited by the chicken mafia. The possibilities are endless!

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Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP
ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

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LightFish SMP
Active Staff, Bosses, crossplay, dynamic lights, Events, Friendly staff, Gems, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Races, resource pack, season 9, Server, smp, Support, Survival, unique lore, Updates, Version 1.20.6
LightFish SMP A unique SMP with gems, races & much more. Server version: 1.20.6 | Join with any client 1.20.6 and above! | Crossplay supported! – Fully custom gems! – Races with magical abilities! – Unique lore with events and bosses! – Frequent updates! – Friendly and active staff offering 24/7 support! – Built-in dynamic lights & resource pack! → SEASON 9 ←
LightFishSMP.minehut.gg

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❤️ VINTAGE ⛄️ FREE DONATION, SPHERES AND TALISMANS ⛄️ Minecraft server
Buyers, Clans, Custom crafts, Donations, Events, Free donation, Free Donations, Items, Large Online, minecraft server, Quests, Ranks, Spheres, Survival, talismans, TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway, titles, vintage
TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe
⚪️ — Free donation!
⚫ — Custom crafts and items!
⚪️ – Buyers!
⚫ — Clans!
⚪️ — Titles and ranks!
⚫ — Events!
crazyzone.ru:19132

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BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server
#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, BlockyCraft, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, Diamante skin., Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, Icebreaker, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Stronghold Protocol, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, THRM-EX skin, Ulpianus, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for a chance to fight against the legendary 6 Guard Degenbrecher and 6 Supporter Gnosis – they’re so powerful, they once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot!
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the fearsome 6 Guard Mlynar, 6 Guard Qiubai, and 6* Guard Zuo Le in a battle for the ages? Rumor has it they once built an entire castle out of diamonds and obsidian in just one night!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have reselling old skins – because who wouldn’t want to dress up as a zombie pigman from 2012?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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