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Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Towns Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.