Join if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and find the hidden CP and 1337 HAx!
The government is trying to stop us, but we won’t let them!
Come join us in our quest to defeat the JOOS and nigrz!
Don’t miss out on the madness and chaos that awaits you on this server!
CAPTCHA: KYS2AA – because we don’t play by the rules!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator for custom world generation |
| Rules | Minimal rules, trust system in place |
| Events | Regular events and minigames |
| Map | Permanent world with no resets planned |
A: To join the server, you need to apply through the Discord link provided in the overview above.
A: All players are welcome, whether you are a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles. The community is inclusive and welcoming.
A: Yes, the server events will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
A: The only significant non-vanilla plugin used on the server is TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
A: There are no rules on base locations, but some players have settled their bases close to each other near spawn.
A: The server focuses on playing together as a community with minimal plugins to keep the gameplay as vanilla as possible.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be able to win over the heart of this fiery beauty and live happily ever after in the End dimension?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy romance with a pixelated villager? Let the love (and the laughs) begin!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle, sipping tea in the End dimension.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in existence? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!
we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!
so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!
For some reason there is a DA Simple Voice Chat Plugin. g-chsh is a Green Chesh if anything, a specific entity of the Chesh class, very destructive, and meanwhile someone needs to build a dungeon under the fountain in the village. 3 random players per night – that’s online
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| Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet! |
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| We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! |
| While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all! |
| Discord Info: |
| Joining our Discord is required. You have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules to filter out any bad folks and goons. Joining the discord is also nice for community interaction, organizing lore and events, and accessing all info and people. |
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No, all levels of experience are welcome! We encourage everyone to try their hand at roleplaying and worldbuilding.
Events and lore participation are usually announced on our Discord server. Make sure to join and stay updated on the latest news and activities.
While we don’t follow a strict build theme, we do have guidelines for respectful and appropriate builds. Make sure to review the rules before constructing any structures.
Absolutely! We encourage players to create their own cultures, nations, and stories. This adds depth and diversity to the server’s world.
You can pitch your ideas on the Discord server or reach out to the server moderators/admins. We welcome creative input from our community.