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BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7432
Emeralds Found:	8358	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	506337	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	74	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Emeralds Found:	9916
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6458	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

Achievements, Donations, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

uoei.vanilla-box.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, Henya discussion, henyathegenius, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson discussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, PartyZen, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join us for a crazy adventure with VShojo and vtubers who are out of this world!

Imagine building a virtual world with Froot, who is basically a Minecraft pro. Or teaming up with GEEGA to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. Haruka will keep you entertained with her epic builds, while Henya will blow your mind with her redstone creations.

Hime will lead you on a quest to find the rarest diamonds, while Kson will be your trusty sidekick in all your mining adventures. Kuro will show you the secret caves and hidden treasures, and Mata will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics.

And don’t even get us started on Mel and Michi – they are the ultimate duo when it comes to building the craziest rollercoasters and mini-games. Mouse might be busy playing Roblox with Candii, but she’ll join us soon enough for some epic PvP battles.

Join us on this server for a virtual party like no other! Just remember to keep things civil and report any griefers – we’re all about having a good time and being excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world!

RabbitMeatFeast Minecraft SMP

alternative protein source, budget meals, cheap tips, cost-effective eating, desperate people, economic meals, Financial Planning, food scarcity, Foraging, frugal living, Homesteading, living off rabbit meat, market for rabbit meat, meal planning, Minecraft, rabbit meat, RabbitMeatFeast, saving money, self-sufficiency, smp, survival food, sustainable eating, wild game

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	190
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	6833

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the economy is based on rabbit meat and the currency is carrots! Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your struggle to survive on a diet of bunnies. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of rabbit hunting and are always willing to share their tips and tricks.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground market where players trade rare items for stacks of cooked rabbit. Who knew that fluffy little creatures could hold such value in our world?

So if you’re looking for a server where the food chain is flipped upside down and where rabbit meat is more valuable than diamonds, then this is the place for you. Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with delicious (and slightly questionable) meals!

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!