fucks off – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition
adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

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Power Walkers: Tech & Comfort
comfort, comfort technology, comfort wearables, comfortable wearables, electricity generation, energy harvesting, energy-efficient technology, human movement, human-powered technology, innovation, motion-powered devices, power, power generation, renewable energy, researchers, smart textiles, sustainable energy, Tech, Technology, walkers, wearable devices, wearable technologies, Wearables
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re suddenly generating electricity just by moving around in the game! like, you’re literally powering up the server with your own movements, how crazy is that?! and not only that, but the technology is so comfy, it’s like wearing a fluffy cloud on your body while you’re gaming. it’s like you’re in a whole new world of comfort and sustainability, all while playing minecraft and having a blast with your friends. join now and be part of this revolutionary gaming experience, where you’re not just playing a game, you’re changing the world, one jump and block at a time!

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Searching for chill Bedrock players to add to a community realm

Active players, ADD, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, email, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, quality of life, Realm, Realms, rules, SEARCHING, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Optional Texture Packs	Available for quality of life improvements
Community Type	Chill and active

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm?	Please private message or email the server admin at [email protected]
Are there any specific building rules?	Aside from the main rules listed, players have creative freedom
Is there a player limit on the realm?	Currently accepting more players to build a bigger community
Can players collaborate on builds?	Yes, teamwork and collaboration are encouraged

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever? We got all the cool peeps like Lia, Nasa, and Iori repping this server like no other! Plus, we got characters like Uruka, Michiru, and Maemi bringing the heat with their gameplay.
But wait, there’s more! We even have Pippa, Lumi, and Dizzy making this server lit AF! And don’t even get me started on Jelly, Ember, and Remilia – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft!
If you ain’t joining this server, you’re missing out on all the craziness and fun these peeps are bringing. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness

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Crazy Blocky TrumpLand
African Americans, Black Lives Matter, blm, blocky, civil rights movement, crazy, Crime statistics, hate crimes, Hate Speech, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial tension, social justice, systemic racism, terrorist organization, trump, TrumpLand, Violent crimes
Yo yo yo, welcome to our lit Minecraft server where we build and battle like crazy! Join us for some epic adventures and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s gooooo!

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VacayVillains
cousins, declined, Dismissive, Expectations, extra cost, family dynamics, family vacation, financial fairness, financial responsibility, group travel, Maldives, money back, non-refundable, pay up, vacation planning, VacayVillains, villa, Visa, well off
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family vacations gone wrong! We promise no one will back out last minute claiming their visa was declined (unless they’re zombies trying to invade our pixelated world, in which case, good luck getting a visa).
Explore our virtual Maldives villa, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect sandcastle. And if someone tries to demand their money back for not showing up, just block them from your realm and move on with your blocky life.
Don’t let your family pressure you into covering the costs of their Minecraft adventures – on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact
Behavior, behavioral development, Childhood, childhood memories, communication with parents, consequences, corporal punishment, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional effects, family dynamics, Impact, long-term effects, Parental, Parental authority, parenting, Parenting styles, physical discipline, punishment, smp, SpankCraft, spanking, upbringing
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!
But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.
So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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MineCraftySlimming
Before and after, Body transformation, determination, diet, Exercise, fitness journey, fitness motivation, health goals, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, MineCraftySlimming, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss success, weight loss tips
Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers that just make you sit around and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding pounds faster than a creeper explodes! Our virtual world is so intense and action-packed that you’ll be running, jumping, and fighting off mobs like a Minecraft ninja in no time. Say goodbye to that extra weight and hello to a lean, mean, block-building machine! Join us now and start your epic quest for the ultimate slim-down adventure!

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RichestCraft Minecraft Server
64.82 Trillion, british empire, colonial era, developing countries, economic exploitation, economic impact, Extracted, global economy, historical injustice, India, Minecraft, Oxfam report, post-colonialism., Richest 10%, RichestCraft, Server, social justice, TimelineDaily, uk, USD, wealth disparity, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution
lol join our epic minecraft server where we extract all the diamonds from india and give half of it to the richest 10% of players! we’re like the oxfam of minecraft servers, redistributing wealth in the most chaotic way possible. come join the fun and see if you can become part of the elite 10% who control all the riches in the game. who needs colonialism when you have our server? join now and start your journey to virtual wealth and power!

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CzechCraft: No More Russian Oil
czech republic, CzechCraft, eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy diplomacy, energy diversification, energy imports, energy independence, energy independence strategy, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy security, Europe, european union, foreign relations, geopolitical shift, Infrastructure, Natural Gas, Oil, oil supply, pipeline extension, Russian, Russian oil
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we got more pipelines than the czech republic, but we aint relyin on no russian oil, we got that sweet sweet redstone power baby!
we got villagers who can speak 10 different languages, including pig latin and villagerese. they’ll trade you diamonds for dirt, cuz they crazy like that.
our admins once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back again. it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt for your minecraft character.
oh and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? good luck finding it, we hid it so well even we can’t remember where it is.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Mouse Heat Wave Server
Heat, Mouse, Server, WAVE
join dis epic minecraft server where ur core body temperature will INCREASE by 0.4°C just like dem mice in dat study!! feel da heat as u battle mobs and build ur epic base!! be careful tho, u gotta have effective thermoregulation like dem mice or u might overheat and explode or sumthin!! come join da fun and see if u can survive da heat on dis wild server!! 🔥🔥🔥

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