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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dick Craving CD High

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

NoNoMineNoNo

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Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive ones, that is). Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft!

DragonTooth Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have dragons with teeth guarding our borders just like Lithuania! you gotta be quick and sneaky to get past them and claim your loot! but watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! team up with your friends and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano! join now for the adventure of a lifetime, if you dare!

CraftyRafa38

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own tennis court and pretend to be rafael nadal in retirement! smash those creepers like u smash those tennis balls! also we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the zombie apocalypse while eating strawberries and cream just like at wimbledon. don’t miss out on the chance to be the next grand slam champion of minecraft!

Minecraft server: Brekky Time

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

FILsLifeBoomCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and frustration? Look no further, as we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).

And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!

ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine

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Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF

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Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty landscapes of Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again, because our community is so lively and active that you’ll never have a dull moment.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?

Crafty Mindfulness Server

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So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

What is the IP for SMii7Yminus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3008
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	174	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	301873	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9651
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	1178
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	812506
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3852	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	160
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Revolutionary fucking Minecraft Servers