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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1819	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	107	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	732	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	121
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!