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SlimeCrew

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, new features, Server, SlimeCrew, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

Alathra, Brewing, considered, culture, Custom Mobs, Custom Nether, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Excellent, Fishing, Friends, Griefing, guild, Hermit, Heroes, House, Lore, Mountain, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, Religion, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Farms Harvested:	852	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

animal, Bear, bears, black bear, brown bear, Certainty, Choice, decision, Furry, Grizzly, mammal, Minecraft, Nature, option, polar bear, Preference, selection, Server, unquestionable, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Emeralds Found:	9372

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	6654

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1037	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

BlockPartyMansion

BlockPartyMansion, college fund, donor conception, duplex, family, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, grad school, grandmother, house ownership, Inheritance, LANDLORD, Moving in, nephew, Niece, personal boundaries, race relations, rental property, sibling rivalry, Tenant

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate chaos! Join now for a chance to live in a duplex with your sister, her daughter, and your own kids. Will you be the landlord or the tenant? Will you be accused of racism or accused of being a money-grabber? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dynamics and financial disputes while trying to maintain a peaceful coexistence in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Join now and see if you can handle the pressure of balancing family ties, property ownership, and accusations of discrimination all while building your dream Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your gaming experience into a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions and chaos. See you in the game!

DreamsNeverRealized – Minecraft SMP

DreamsNeverRealized, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t ride a unicorn to battle a dragon while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a pet creeper that shoots out confetti instead of explosions. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back at your boring, unicorn-less life again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the Minecraft dream!

ForeverMiningCraft

cherished, Childhood, childhood habit, comfort, Familiar, Forever Young, ForeverMiningCraft, habits, Innocence, joy, Memories, never outgrow, Nostalgia, playfulness, Preference, Preferences, Routine, sentimental, Simplicity, tradition, unchanged

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3375	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

FairCraft Minecraft Server

capacity building, China, Crime Prevention, cross-border collaboration, Diplomacy, fair world order, Faircraft, global governance, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Minecraft, Officers, Overseas, Peacekeeping, Police, Rule of Law, Server, Training, training program

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5122	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	267	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Emeralds Found:	9723	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

9 days, disaster prevention, Earth, earthquake, environmental impact, geology, mega-tsunami, Mystery, natural disaster, ocean floor, oceanography, rattle, research, Roll, scientific discovery, scientists, seismic activity, seismic waves, SHAKE, tectonic plates, Tsunami warning, TsunamiCraft, underwater landslide, vibrate

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!