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Rollercoaster Ruckus Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park accident, amusement park disaster, amusement park fail, Minecraft, rekt, Rollercoaster, rollercoaster accident, rollercoaster crash, rollercoaster destruction, rollercoaster disaster, rollercoaster fail, rollercoaster mishap, rollercoaster mishap video, rollercoaster wreck, rollercoaster wreck footage, Ruckus, Server, Theme Park, theme park accident, theme park disaster, theme park fail, thrill ride

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	5289
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2050	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rides? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rollercoaster/ amusement park rekt extravaganza!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, or take a spin on our carousel that is powered by exploding creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first skydiving pig competition. Watch as pigs dressed in tiny parachutes plummet from the sky and try to land on a target. It’s oink-tastic!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a pair of blast-resistant pants.

He’s Not Wrong SMP

Accurate, appropriate, authentic, Correct, Exact, factual, genuine, he’s not wrong, Hes, Legitimate, on point, Precise, proper, real, right, smp, spot on, Suitable, True, valid, veracious, wrong

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

BrotherBucksDenyLOL

AITAH, BrotherBucksDenyLOL, Communication Issues, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial transparency, joint account management, lending money, money management, personal finances, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling support, stay at home mom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Just like the OP’s twin brother, Ken, who can’t seem to get his life together, our server is full of unpredictable twists and turns.

Just like how Ken refuses to take the bus to see his kids, on our server, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and obstacles to reach your goals. And just like how Ken constantly asks for money, you’ll have to grind hard to earn your riches and build your empire.

But don’t worry, unlike Ken’s sister, we won’t call you selfish for not lending us money. In fact, we encourage you to be greedy and hoard all the diamonds for yourself! So come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

PixelPanicTV

Broadcast, controversial, controversial events, Disturbing, disturbing scenes, inappropriate, live broadcast, live tv, Media, messed up, News, PixelPanicTV, scandal, serious, Shocking incidents, shocking moments, Shocking.., television, television mishaps, uncensored moments

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest show on the internet! Join us for a chance to witness crazy events that will make live TV look like a snooze fest.

Imagine a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling TNT blocks, all happening live in front of your very eyes. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a herd of stampeding llamas.

But the most messed up thing that happened on our server? Let’s just say it involved a group of players dressing up as zombies and staging a full-on apocalypse, complete with fake blood and screaming villagers. It was so realistic that even the moderators were fooled!

So if you’re looking for non-stop entertainment and a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

AussieHeatwaveCraft

102f, 39 degrees, AussieHeatwaveCraft, Australia, climate, Environment, EXTREME, global warming, Heat, heatstroke, heatwave, hot, melting ice caps, outdoors, record-breaking, rising temperatures, Summer, sunburn, Temperatures, weather, Winter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

come join our minecraft server where the heatwave is so hot, it’s like you’re playing in an oven set to 39 degrees! our virtual world is so scorching, you’ll feel like you’re melting your virtual blocks with the heat of a thousand suns.

we’ve got lava pits that are actually just hot tubs, and our mobs are so sweaty they drop water bottles instead of loot. it’s a wild ride in our server, where the only way to cool down is to build yourself a giant ice cube house and hope for the best.

so if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like you’re surviving in the australian outback during a heatwave, come join us! just remember to bring your sunscreen and a fan, because things are about to get hot hot hot!

Get Rich Quick! BetterBusinesses: The Server Where You Can Roleplay Your Way to Java 1.21 Wealth!

Advertise, BetterBusinesses, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, Custom, Economy, employees, Farming, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, Hiring, java, Kindness, Mining, Plugins, PvE, Quick, real estate, Respect, Rich, Roleplay, Server, Survival, wealth

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Votes:	2798	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!

We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is BetterBusinesses?	BetterBusinesses is a Minecraft server with a focus on business and a custom business plugin.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21).
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules section for the server’s guidelines.
Can I advertise my business on the server?	No, advertising or spamming is not allowed on the server.

GreatGrannyGamer Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Browned, descendants, emotions, family, family history, Future, Generational, great granddaughter, GreatGrannyGamer, heritage, Inheritance, Legacy, lineage, Minecraft, Nostalgia, realization, Server, Surprise, tfw

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3863
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of your great granddaughter getting Browned! That’s right, we have the most insane and unpredictable events happening all the time. Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next? Join now and see for yourself!

UkrainianNotWhiteMC SMP

cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, FINNISH, heritage, Identity, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Race, Russian, Russo-Finnic, slavic, smp, Social Issues, St. Petersburgers, Stereotypes, UkrainianNotWhiteMC, ukrainians, White

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1500	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8182
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is as white as a purebred Russo-Finnic St. Petersburger? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity! Ukrainians aren’t White like those boring old St. Petersburgers, they bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game.

Join us for epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, build your own babushka-themed base, and participate in our annual pierogi-eating contest. Who will come out on top, the borscht-loving Ukrainians or the vodka-drinking Russians? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

CuteCraft BabyNames

adorable, baby boy names, baby girl names, baby names, BabyNames, charming, Creative, creative baby names, cute, CuteCraft, delightful, Imaginative, original, Popular, SWEET, trendy, trendy baby names, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, WHIMSICAL, word names

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	194
Farms Harvested:	398	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8052	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1072
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Are you tired of boring old baby names like “Emily” or “Michael”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most unique and hilarious baby names you’ve ever seen! Join us and you can name your baby “Creeper” or “Enderman” for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you tell them your baby’s name is “Zombie Pigman”! Plus, rumor has it that babies born on our server have special powers like the ability to summon diamond armor out of thin air. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to baby-naming greatness!

OzAfterHoursIgnore

After Hours, Australia, Australian, Calls, communication boundaries, employee rights, employees, ignore, job satisfaction, labor laws, mental health, Overtime, OzAfterHoursIgnore, productivity, right, Technology usage, work culture, work emails, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workplace rights

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Oi mate, do ya wanna join dis bloody amazin’ Minecraft server where ya can ignore work emails and calls after hours like a true blue Aussie legend?

Picture this: ya mining away in the virtual land, buildin’ ya dream house outta virtual bricks and blocks, when suddenly ya boss tries to hit ya up for some work stuff. But guess what? On dis server, ya can tell ’em to bugger off and keep on craftin’ without a care in the world!

Join now and live the ultimate work-life balance, where ya can escape to a world of endless possibilities and never have to worry ’bout work intrudin’ on ya Minecraft time again. So grab ya pickaxe and come on down, mate!