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Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	144
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

SassySisMC Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, family dynamics, Friendship Dynamics, Loneliness, mental health, middle school struggles, personal attacks, SassySisMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sibling fights, sibling relationships, Therapy, toxic parents, verbal aggression

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family dynamics and sibling rivalry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the drama and chaos of real life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more dealing with emotionally unavailable parents or verbally aggressive siblings – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about saying something mean to your sister, just remember that on our server, words can’t hurt anyone! So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a virtual mansion for your sister to make up for your harsh words. 😉

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage

anesthesia, Argument, blood pressure, breast cancer, Consciousness, dramatic, emotional, Hospital, HubbyRage, husband, lumpectomy, Medical, Nurse, sick, stitches, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Trust, tumor, vomiting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?

BafflingFactsMC

Astonishing, Baffling, BafflingFactsMC, curious facts, false, Fascinating Facts, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Paradox, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, surprising facts, true fact, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but real

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	1089
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with its outrageous features!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?

CraftyUkrBattle Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, battlefield solutions, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrBattle, crisis management., Defense, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, election impact, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, Government, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US Election, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	159
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine defense minister as our admin! he will lead us to victory in epic battles against creepers and zombies, no matter who wins the US election! with his expert tactics and strategies, we will conquer all in our path. plus, he promises to give out free diamond armor to all new players who join! so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CreeperCraziness

beheading, brutality, Conflict, CreeperCraziness, Doda attack, extremism, footage, graphic content, Insurgency, militants, News, Propaganda, Release, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorist group, terrorist threat, terrorists, Video, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	6568
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz we got terrorists tryin’ to behead Doda in Minecraft! It’s like a crazy action movie but in block form. Join us and help save Doda from the evil terrorists, or maybe even join them if you’re feeling rebellious. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

DMs of the Rich & Crafty

Celebrities, cesspool, Communication, Crafty, Curiosity, digital age, DMs, Fame, famous people, gossip, hidden world, Hollywood, inaccessible, online interactions, paparazzi, privacy invasion, private messages, Rich, scandal, secret conversations, social media, unreachable

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we spillin all da tea on dem celebs DMs like it’s a hot mess reality show up in here. we got secret screenshots of famous peeps slidin into each other’s DMs like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna know who’s tryna holla at who? come join us and find out, it’s like a gossip girl episode on crack. plus, we got custom plugins that let you slide into celebs’ DMs in-game and start drama like you’re the next big thing on social media. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this juicy drama-filled server, it’s gonna be lit AF. so what you waitin for? come join us and get ready to spill the tea like never before!

CraftyNurseMC

2023 Michigan Nurses Study, Burnout, CraftyNurseMC, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare research, healthcare system, improved conditions, job satisfaction, mental health, Michigan, nurse well-being, Nurses, nursing profession, nursing shortage, patient care, stress, understaffing, University of Michigan, work environment, workplace abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the nurses in Michigan come to unwind after a long day of dealing with burnout and understaffing! we offer a virtual escape from workplace abuse with our pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle creepers to your heart’s content. join us and be part of the coolest nurse gang in the virtual world!

HardLive: Season 4 Minecraft Server

#addons, alex mobs, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, Artifacts, Assembly, better combat, Bosses, cataclysm, clockwork mod, Create, end remastered, farmers delight, Hex Casting, Immersive Engineering, Magic, magician, Mods, Monsters, plane, Plot, Season

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

HardLife is a server with 100 mods, the server has such mods as better combat, ars nouveau, artifacts, immersive ingineering, applied energistics 2, alex mobs, farmers delight

end remastered, cataclysm, hex casting, and also create with many addons for it. With us you can realize the craziest ideas! Want to make a plane? Clockwork mod

to help you, do you want to become a magician? Hex casting and ars nouveau mods will help you achieve this! Lots of new bosses and monsters! And for each season a separate assembly is created

with mods, and each season is not like the previous one, it also smells of a through plot that is scattered in books and achievements! Join the 4th season of HardLife!

136.243.78.53:25762

Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla

Biomes, Claims, community-run, COOKIES, CREEPERS, diet, Discord, Dynmap, Enhanced terrain, freedom, Fun, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, player, quality of life, reliable world, Server, Smart, smp, Space, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to Smart Cookies SMP!

Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated
Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k
Enhanced Terrain with different biomes
Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods
Reliable world with permanent status
Community-driven experience

If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any technical mods required to play on the server?	No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience.
How big is the pregenerated world?	The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building.
Can I create my own nation within the server?	Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris.
Is there a live map of the world available?	Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time.
How long has the server been running?	We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent.

RioCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, Based, Celebrity, commentator, Defender, england, England national team, football, former player, influencer, manchester united, Minecraft, premier league, pundit, retired, Rio Ferdinand, RioCraft, Server, Soccer, social media, sports, sports analyst, television personality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	325014	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!