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Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

anxiety, blockbuster, Childhood, childhood trauma, Cinema, coping strategies, counseling, emotional, fear, film, Horror, mental health, Movie, Nightmares, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, Therapy, TraumaCraft, Traumatized

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	96

Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	273981
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	140051	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

blissful, BlockyBliss, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, emotional wellbeing, fulfilled, Grateful, happiest moments, HappiestEverStillHappy, Happiness, Happy, Joyful, joyful moments, life satisfaction, mental health, Optimistic, Positive, Satisfied, self-care

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

Arrest warrant, arrested, Bad Boy Records, Celebrity, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, DiddyCraft, Entertainment, famous musician, Hip Hop, indictment, legal issues, legal trouble, LOCKED, manhattan, Music, new york city, Puff Daddy, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Sean Combs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

Adventure, bedrock, bonkers, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Customplugins, Economy, enter, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Needed, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

Anymore, celebrity mystery, Chronicles, disappeared without a trace, faded from spotlight, fallen from grace, forgotten celebrity, former star, Lost, lost in obscurity, Minecraft, missing in action, mysterious disappearance, never hear, no longer relevant, obscure figure, player, Server, silent disappearance, this guy, unknown whereabouts, vanished from public eye, What Happened, what’s he up to, Where is he

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

Billions, crime, criminal mastermind, Dangerous, Dark, dark deeds, dark past, deadly, deadly actions, deadly intentions, deadly woman, death, Evil, Killed, Killer, mass murderer, Minecraft, murderer, psychopath, ruthless, serial killer, Sinister, smp, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	672	Alien Abductions:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	591082
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., emotional distress, emotional pain, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational differences, large breasts, Minecraft, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, self-care, selfish behavior, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SpoiledCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!