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CraftyCommies: No Ukrainians, Nazis, or Nafos Allowed!

Allowed, Bigotry, CraftyCommies, dangerous ideology, discrimination, divisive messaging, extremism, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, intolerance, Manipulation, NAFO, Nafos, nazi, Nazis, Need, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5749	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our totally not politically incorrect Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure where you can unleash your inner Ukrainian nazi? Join us for some questionable roleplay and hilarious shenanigans as we conquer the virtual world in style.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!

So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?

Minecraft Mashup Madness – Build, Battle, LOL!

battle, BUILD, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Chaldea PR Dep’t, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order collaboration, fgoalter, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Hai Ba Trung, lol, madness, mashup, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Pickup Summon, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	106
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sky is made of DIAMONDS and the ground is made of GOLD. But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of CREEPERS who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on a quest to defeat the evil Water Monsters Crisis on the Floating Island of Innocents. Rumor has it that the legendary Hai Ba Trung is lurking around, waiting to be summoned to aid in our battle. Will you be the one to harness their power and save the day?

But that’s not all! We have a Chaldea Broadcasting Station Lite where you can catch up on all the latest news and events happening in our Minecraft world. Need some tips on how to level up your skills? Check out our Servant Material Lookup and Coin Calculator tools to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of magic, monsters, and mayhem on our Minecraft server like never before! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the fun begin!

BPD Babes Craft

abusive behavior, Babes, borderline personality disorder, BPD, coercion, control, Craft, Emotional Exploitation, emotional manipulation, Enslavement, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Manipulative Tactics, mental health, mind games, narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, power dynamics, psychological abuse, psychological warfare, toxic relationships, trauma bonding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can manipulate and enslave others? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and learn the best ways to manipulate a bpd woman. Our experienced players will teach you all the tricks and tips you need to enslave her will. And if you’re a narcissist like us, you’ll fit right in!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From mind control to psychological manipulation, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate master manipulator! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not illegal in any way. 😉

CraftyFinnLand: Where Even Creepers Wear Sisu

academic journey, Accepted, career path, Choice, computer programming, computer science, CraftyFinnLand, CREEPERS, Decision making, education, finland, future plans, higher education, International, opportunities, School, self-doubt, sisu, STUDENT, study abroad, Technology, turkey, wear, wrong choice

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being second best in school? Well, fear not! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE champion of all things blocky!

Forget about computer science, because on our server, you’ll be learning the REAL skills – like how to tame a FLYING PIG or ride a RAINBOW LLAMA into battle!

Who needs Turkey when you can have a FEAST of adventure and fun on our server? Join now and see why everyone is ditching school for a life of CREEPER EXPLOSIONS and DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS!

Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

Crafty, CREW, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate moments, Kissing, Lickin, lustful, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, seductive, Sensual, sensual touch, Sexy, tantalizing, teasing, tongue play, wat dat tongue do, Yubi

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!

AlphaCraft: Where Gen Z Gets Schooled

Alphacraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Challenges, climate change, digital natives, Economy, education, Environment, fucked, Future, Gen, Gen alpha, Global Issues, job market, mental health, parenting, Schooled, screen time, social media, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

advertising campaign, Boost, brand awareness, business development, Business growth, cars, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, customer engagement, market analysis, market research, market trends, marketing effectiveness, marketing strategy, PixelPotion, product promotion, revenue increase, Sales, sales performance, sales projections, sales tactics, sell more, target audience, Ultimate

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3582	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mines Excavated:	1724	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!