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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism measures, Attack, China, china news, China Response, Chinese government, citizen, Combat Terrorism, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCommies, global terrorism, international relations, Isis, ISIS Attack, ISIS Claimed Attack, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorism response, terrorist threats, Vows

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Villages Defended:	13

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this!

NATOcraft: Greenland Edition

Arctic, Arctic security, collective security, Defense, defense cooperation, defense pact, Edition, finland, Finnish foreign minister, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Greenland, international relations, military alliance, military defense, nato, NATOcraft, Nordic countries, Nordic defense, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, security policy, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	2490
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mind-Controlled Mech Arms

ARMS, assistive technology, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Disabilities, Healthcare, innovation, MECH, medical advancements, MindControlled, Minds.., Mobility, movement, neuroscience, paralysed, people, prosthetics, Rehabilitation, research, robotic arms, Science, spinal cord injury, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the paralysed people are moving robotic arms with their MINDS!!! it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in blocky pixel form! watch as they build towering structures and battle creepers with their telekinetic powers. who needs limbs when you have the power of the mind, amirite? join now for a truly mind-blowing experience (pun intended) and see what all the buzz is about!

Infinite Realms of Creation 1.20.4

1.20.4, Alternate Realities, coin flip, cosmic possibilities, Creation, Heads, hypothetical scenarios, Infinite, infinite time, infinite universes, jelly, parallel universes, Probability, probability theory, quantum physics, random events, Realms, scientific speculation, Tails, theoretical physics, toast, universe theory, unlikely events

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3090
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing. In this server, toast always lands jelly side down! I know, right? It’s like living in a universe where the laws of physics are just suggestions. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? So, come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

DroneStrikeCraft

Damage, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrikeCraft, ENERGY, Geopolitics, Hits, Industry, Infrastructure, international relations, investigation, Major, Massive, Military, Oil Refinery, Petrochemical, russia, Russian, SECURITY, sustained, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

lol join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a russian oil refinery under attack by drones but in a fun way. we have crazy battles and explosions that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the ultimate minecraft warfare!

Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

aggression, Alpha, alpha male, Animal Behavior, Baboons, Competition, cortisol levels, Effort, female mates, fertile, fertile females, Fighting, Fun, male dominance, mating strategies, monopolizing, PEERS, primate behavior, reproductive success, social hierarchy, stress hormone levels, stressed, Stressed out, Wildlife research

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	6023	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Eternal Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, appreciation, cute, Entertainment, ETERNAL, fan community, funny, Gaming, gaming content, Idol, japanese, korone, love, online personality, positive vibes, Realm, streaming, Support, Thread, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave! It’s like a black hole of fun and craziness, sucking you in and never letting go!

Forget about those useless bait threads, man. This server is all about appreciation and good vibes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life! Just don’t say I didn’t warn you about the addictive awesomeness of this place!

WeddingBlockerCraft

awkward, Bridesmaid, college friends, friendship, guest, long distance friendship, something blue, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable role, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding details, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding roles, WeddingBlockerCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and alliances are forged! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can be the ‘something blue’ in someone’s special day!

Imagine the excitement of being chosen as the special ‘something blue’ in a Minecraft wedding! Get ready to strut your stuff in a blue dress, and show off your unique role to all the guests. Who needs jewelry or shoes when you can be the star of the show?

But beware, drama may ensue as you navigate the complexities of wedding planning and friendship dynamics. Will you choose to stand by your friend’s side as the ‘something blue’, or will you opt to attend as a guest and avoid the awkwardness altogether?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of wedding drama in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual weddings could be so entertaining?

GunCraftAcademy

children, firearm education, firearm instruction, firearm regulations, gun control, gun culture, gun rights, Gun Safety, gun training for kids, gun violence prevention, GunCraftAcademy, Guns, responsible gun ownership, Russian education system, Russian schools, school safety, shoot, shooting skills, shooting sports, Training, youth shooting programs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to shoot guns like russian schools do! we have target practice with creepers and skeletons, and our pvp battles are like a war zone! join now and become a pro shooter in minecraft, just like those russian kids! trust us, it’s totally safe and not at all insane. just remember to wear your bulletproof armor and aim for the head!

Droughts & Dragons Server

central Mongolia, climate change, climate patterns, Damaging mega-droughts, data analysis, dragons, drought monitoring, Droughts, eastern Mongolia, ecological balance, ecological droughts, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, hotspot regions, long-term effects, natural disasters, research, Server, southeastern Australia, water scarcity, weather patterns, western USA

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where mega-droughts are taking over the world? Like, for realz, the western USA, central and eastern Mongolia, and even southeastern Australia are all getting hit with these insane droughts. But guess what? Our server is the only place where you can escape the dryness and have a blast building and surviving in this apocalyptic landscape.

Join us if you wanna test your skills in extreme conditions and see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures buried deep within the dried-up land, just waiting for you to discover them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you can outsmart Mother Nature herself!