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BILvacate911

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.

Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!

✨ Aeltheria ✨ – The Minecraziest Server Ever! – SMP, Java, 1.20.4, Jobs, Towny

1.20.4, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, blacksmith, Collectibles, Cultivator, Custom Equipment Wraps, Custom Titles, Earnable Premium Currency, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Immersive NPCs, java, Jobs, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Minecraziest, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Prospector, Server, skins, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, Unique Fish Textures, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage, welcome

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	5557
Mines Excavated:	3688	Magic Items Found:	6980
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to Aeltheria!

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. You can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear with petals or crate keys. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken. This feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

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Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

controversy, Copyright, Digital Media, Entertainment, Havoc, hololive, intellectual property, Japanese idols, legal issues, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, online platform, Permission, public relations, scandal, Server, social media, streaming, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Villages Defended:	18	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Hololive is asking for permission to join in on the fun. That’s right, our players are so talented that they’re attracting the attention of virtual idols. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to do a collab with Kizuna AI while building your epic castle made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to ask permission from Hololive first!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

10 months, an hero, coping strategies, CraftyCrew, Emotional journey, emotional release, feeling depressed, guys, Healing Process, inner peace, Liberating, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, officially happened, overcoming challenges, personal growth, reaching the end, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a true hero without any of that pesky depression holding you back!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. We have insane stories of players who have conquered mountains, tamed dragons, and even built entire cities out of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a true hero in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to an hero without a care in the world!

RespawnRIPBob

accident, coping, death, devastating loss, emotional pain, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Illness, life cut short, Loss, Memories, mourning, passing, Remembrance, RespawnRIPBob, Tragedy, tragic event, unexpected loss, untimely death, young death

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3890
Enchantments Applied:	249	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!

CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian Supreme Court, Censorship, CEO, Country, court order., CraftyMusksCourtBrazil, elon musk, free speech, internet regulation, judge, judicial intervention, legal action, legal representative, online platform, OPERATIONs, social media, Suspend, suspension, threat, twitter

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crops Grown:	5195
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Items Found:	2574	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

IslandSuccess200 Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, cultural diversity, Cultural preservation, education, free society, future predictions, global communication, Island success, IslandSuccess200, language acquisition, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, Long-term goals, Minecraft, smp, Taiwanese Mandarin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	246	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this crazy island where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!

VacayVibesWithMyMini

anxiety, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional maturity, family dynamics, family vacation, Great Smoky Mountains, headlice, healing, make up vacation, narcissist, panic attacks, road trip, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sibling dynamics, single mom, toxic family, toxic relationships, VacayVibesWithMyMini

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	130
Enchantments Applied:	256	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a king suite on the penthouse floor in the Great Smoky Mountains – just you and your kid, lice-free guaranteed!

Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.

Blocktopia: Witness the Epicness!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw epic dance parties every night. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!