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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9149 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).