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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7609 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4041 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.