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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9161 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.