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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8233 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.