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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9652 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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