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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5063 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.