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AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	155	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

BlockyBrain Teasers

answer, Assistance, BlockyBrain, brain teaser, Cheating, collaboration, Community, crossword, crossword puzzle, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Help, Integrity, knowledge, problem solving, puzzle, rules, Social Interaction, teamwork, TEASERS, word game

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and BAM – you come across a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests and rare loot. but wait, there’s a catch – the only way to unlock the chests is by solving a series of mind-bending crossword puzzles.

on our server, we take gaming to a whole new level. we’ve got hidden quests, epic battles, and even a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.

Horizon’s End

1.21.4, Allies, Arimfea, Blockade, Cortesia Del Mar, Economy, electrical infrastructure, enemies, Horizons, industrial farms, Movecraft, Nations, Npcs, presidential elections, Settlements, smp, space map, Space stations, starship combat, trade city, Vega

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. Players can design custom starships, claim land on hand-crafted planets, and engage in various activities like mining, trading, and PvP combat.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets Horizon’s End apart from other Minecraft servers?	Horizon’s End offers a unique nation-building experience set in space, with custom starships, land claim management, and a variety of gameplay mechanics.
How many planets are available for exploration?	There are 18 hand-crafted planets in the game, offering different environments and resources for players to discover.
Can players form alliances and engage in geopolitics?	Yes, players can form alliances, create nations, and participate in political interactions with other players on the server.
Are there opportunities for economic activities like trading and industrial production?	Players can mine asteroids, haul cargo between trade cities, and build industrial farms to produce goods for trading with other players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit the server’s Discord, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, anon playing favorite game, anon playing favorite game like me, anon playing favorite game long tail tags, anon playing favorite game tags, Favorite, favorite game, favorite game anon, favorite game playing, like me, long tail tags, mystic, PIXEL, Playing, playing favorite game, playing favorite game anon, playing favorite game like me, playing favorite game long tail tags, playing favorite game tags, playing game, Realm, tags

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7220
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

OMG Anon, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro!

The mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you, like what even is that?!

And the diamonds, oh man, they’re like rainbow colored and sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, it’s like bling bling for days!

Plus, the trees drop candy instead of wood, so you can build a house out of gingerbread and live like a freakin’ Hansel and Gretel fairytale!

Join now and your Minecraft dreams will come true, bro!

BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

award winning, Babysitting, BdayNoBabysit, Best Friend, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, filmmaker, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, living my best life, long-term friendship, Minecraft, parenting, photographer, PR trip, refusing, Respect, Server, setting priorities., single mom, travel

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SisCraft: Adulting 101

adult child, adulting, aita, Assistance, CAR, cleaning, Communication, DAUGHTER, DEBT, emergency accommodation, family, Frustration, Help, maintenance, Mother, Niece, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SisCraft, sister, social housing, Step up

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	106	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality in the most epic way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, just like in the story above. Will you be the one to step up and provide assistance to your fellow players in need, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?

Build your own virtual spare room for those in need, lend out virtual cars, and even negotiate deals with other players to help out those who are struggling. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated text message argument with a virtual family member over who should be responsible for helping out their adult child.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, questionable decisions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama you could ever want? Join now and let the virtual family drama begin!

LaughCraft SMP

awkward, Church, coping mechanism, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, Friends, Funeral, funny, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate response, LaughCraft, laughter therapy, occasion, public setting, School, smp, social situation, uncontrollable giggles, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Workplace

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	9418
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!