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GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Awesome French roasties Minecraft Servers

GrannyCraft BdayBash

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PleasureCraft SMP

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Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

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ArcadiaRP

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Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Emeralds Found:	1569	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	516
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5462
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9