ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	8632
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	3677	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5373
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ores Mined:	757
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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