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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8309 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 41441 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.