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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3247 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.
and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.
