build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!
| Java or Bedrock | Java 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Realm/Server/World | Server |
| Number of players | Any |
| Length of Play Session | 1-5 hours |
| Gametype | Survival |
| Language | English |
| IP | burnedsmp.minekeep.gg |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP |
Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.
There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.
The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.
The primary language spoken on the server is English.
Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.
Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.
Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!