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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9435 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4038 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!
