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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 264 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.