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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5241 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8501 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.