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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7846 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!
But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.
So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!