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You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	2097	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	8727	Ores Mined:	6792
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2098	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Last Man Standing: Gender Bender Edition

Apocalypse, Bender, deserted planet, dystopian future, Edition, End of the World, final humans, gender, gender dynamics, gender imbalance, Gender Roles, human extinction, ISOLATION, last men, last women, lone survivors, man, new world order, opposite sex, post-apocalyptic, societal collapse, standing, Survival, Ultimate Challenge, unique situation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you are the last man or woman on earth surrounded by the opposite sex! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where everyone is looking for love, friendship, or just a good old-fashioned battle. Will you find your soulmate in the midst of chaos? Or will you be forever alone in a sea of potential partners? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see what fate has in store for you!

Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem

Brazil, Brazilian law, Business, Conflict, controversy, court order., court ruling, electric cars, elon musk, injunction, judge, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, regulatory issues, standoff, suspension, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Farms Harvested:	259
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!