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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1844 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
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