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DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3864	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4239
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	640931
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	117
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	5138	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	4377	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	2092
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	235
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥