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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8639 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2514 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 95 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
