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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4135 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!