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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5071 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?