| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5244 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5597 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3050 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8777 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7484 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4690 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8181 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 6535 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1526 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 386848 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 239 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6149 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7822 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
