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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6074 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4586 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Mines Excavated: | 4921 |
Animals Bred: | 47 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!