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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3672 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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