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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 321 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5337 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, but we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only answer to the name “Fluffy”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape from the madness of American politics into a world of pure insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!