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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1165 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8250 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.