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Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	3505	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

beheading, crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, headless, justice system, law enforcement, local government, Mayor, Mexican politics, MexiCrafter, municipal leadership, new leadership, organized crime, political corruption, political instability, political transition, public office, Public Safety, southern Mexico, Succession, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5543
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	744
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

One Direction Sound Waves

Acoustic research, Acoustic technology, Acoustic waves, Direction, Directional audio, Directional sound, Directional sound waves, Physicists, Physics advancement, Physics innovation, physics research, Research breakthrough, scientific discovery, Sound, sound engineering, sound manipulation, Sound technology, sound waves, Unidirectional sound, Wave directionality, Wave generation, Wave propagation, Waves

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	836
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8489	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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