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Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4256
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	134	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9998	Votes:	3351
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5910	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3561	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?