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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9232 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!