| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5458 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 466 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2511 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1845 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2916 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 111 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4556 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2792 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1345 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9496 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1948 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
